Are you Arizona's Hottest?

Are you Arizona's Hottest Guy or Girl?!?

It's been so hot in Arizona, I've seen a:

Egg fry without a stove.

A dashboard melt.

My neighbor pass out.

All of the above.

When I walk by, people:

Turn their head

Fall asleep

Say – "Hey baby…"

Run.

On a hot day, I've:

Gone skinny dipping.

Worn just underwear

Taken a cold shower

Worn nothing in my home.

On the hottest day I remember,

My air conditioning went out.

Everybody's power went out.

I saw a cactus cry.

I spent the day at the mall since they had the best air conditioning.

People in the Midwest & Canada:

Clog our roads with idiots.

We thank you for the cash you bring.

Need to learn how to drive.

I like to date them in the wintertime.

Ok, I'm finished - What's My Score?